Imagine this...

Imagine this commercial...

The setting is a party hosted by Jesse Jackson where all of the people know each other. Everyone is talking and laughing with each other except one person who has placed himself in a corner. After a while, one partygoer goes up to Jesse and asks him about the man. Jesse acknowledges the man in the corner and then turns to the questioning partygoer and says, "It's okay. I know him. He's gotten me out of some tight spots."

The man in question has the word "Lies" across his forehead.

My boyfriend had thought of one for Al Sharpton involving 2 talking chickens but I forgot it.